16
May
08

ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme Episode 4

(Shitty female rapper Bree raps about how manly she is)

Sorry for the tardiness of this installment of my ongoing coverage of the cracker rapper follow-up show “Miss Rap Supreme.”

In review, it’s not a very good show and both Serch and Yo-Yo can’t seem to tell talented rappers from, well, just about everyone on the show.

In the first three episodes, Lionezz and D.A.B. (Down Ass Bitch) were elimanted (Lionezz was kicked out twice, actually) and Khia was disqualified for being a no-talent bitch with fucked up-looking teeth.

In episode four, the remaining girls split up into two teams and had a dance-off, complete with breakdancing, ass shaking, and garbage rapping.

Ms. Cherry did a fairly good verse and Nicky2States’ dirty dance was pretty great, but everyone else did a pretty bad job. Lady Twist stood out as a problem because she was, well, too fat to dance, despite being the best rapper on the show.

Twist’s team lost the challenge – and they should have; any team taking orders from Chiba is going to suck – and went to elimination, where their rapping made me once again consider not watching this show anymore.

Chiba did the worst of all the contestants up for elimation, but Bree (pictured above with the rest of her losing team) was annoying, too. Twist did the best job, with Ms. Cherry spewing her standard arhythmic mess.

However, Twist (the only contestant I almost enjoy) was the one eliminated!

Since she is just about the only ounce talent on this entire show (except for Serch, obviously), the reason for kicking her off was obviously a combination of her bad dancing (she’s like 300 pounds, guys, of course she can’t dance!) and because Serch knew that if they eliminated Chiba, then the retarded beef between her and Byata would stop, and he had realized by that point that the contestants’ talent alone wasn’t going to keep the show on the charts.

The remaining contestants are Rece Steele, Nicky2States, Byata, Miss Cherry, Bree, and Chiba.

Byata should win, but – like the (White) Rapper Show – the best rapper (left) probably won’t win.

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6 Responses to “ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme Episode 4”


  1. 1 arael
    May 21, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    i love bree

  2. 2 bigoneonline
    May 21, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Fa real?
    She was definitely the best rapper in the house after Lady Twist and Byata, but that’s not saying much, considering the talent in the Fembassy.

    She just straight up annoys me. Sorry. But not actually.

  3. June 3, 2008 at 5:37 am

    I can’t stand Chiba WANNA BE HARD ASS! SHE shoulda been the one givin up her ribbon or whatever! She stubled over her rhyme 2 many times. Did yall peep that shit. Even though U a bitch that’s down 4 hers, yo, on the real, u should have been eliminated. Fair is fair sweetie and U just did’nt cut it this time. Lady Twist was FLAWLESS and U was, well fucked up.

  4. 4 KALOTTA
    August 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    WHEN IS THE NEXT SHOW?

  5. 5 bigoneonline
    August 5, 2008 at 4:52 am

    Check VH1.com for show schedules…

  6. August 5, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Who are this guys?


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